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13
Mar
08

The Whole Spitzer Thing.

 

Top: Eliot Spitzer’s wife Silda Wall Spizter
Bottom: Eliot Spitzer’s high-end hooker Ashley Alexandra Dupré

Am I the only one who thinks his wife is prettier than his hooker?

In any case, this all really sucks for everyone involved. Especially his wife. I don’t think there are any words to describe what she must be feeling. And he seems like a smart guy too. Shame.

But I suppose Ashley must be at least a little bit pleased, (Probably not a lot, seeing as her reputation is pretty much shot. Must be hard to look her parents in the eye after that. I don’t think I’d be able to for quite a while.) seeing as she’s getting the publicity that she needs to get her music career going. I guess that’s one way to get fame. And money, apparently. Over a thousand bucks an hour?? Daaamnnn.

Semi-relatedly, I keep on seeing pictures like this everwhere.

Like on the front page of the New York Times. Haha?