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24
May
NEW SITE
If you knew that every minute of the next 24 hours of your life would be recorded on camera is there anything you would change about your habits?
I’d have to say in all honesty that I probably wouldn’t. Because although my farting may be off-putting (And smelly and un-feminine, as my boyfriend likes to remind me. He thinks I should smell like flowers and “pictures of unicorns.” His words, not mine), it’s just.. part of me! The only other thing that bothers me a little about me is those little subconscious facial expressions and overly dramatic hand gestures that I think I make too much - although, I could argue those are just idiosyncrasies!
If you could take a one-month trip to any single destination in the world and money is not a consideration, where would you go?
I would love to take a road trip across all 48 states (and also visit Alaska and Hawaii) during the summer in a convertible so I can drive through fields of golden wheat and belt out “A Thousand Miles”. And then also take lots of pictures, and meet lots of people.
What is the best example of “perfection” that you can think of?
I would say that Gemma Ward is the best physical representation of perfection. She’s gorgeous. Also, this does not by any means that I’m shallow or that I buy into all that men deciding what factors are pretty and whatnot.
In a less tangible sense, perfection is being loved, and loving, and making a positive difference in somebody’s (or for more than just one person, if your influence reaches farther than that) life.
I’ve been wanting to see this movie for a while, since I saw trailers quite a while ago. So today I finally went to go see it. The starting scene was funny, you get to see penis and butt, which apparently is hilarious to guys. The main character, played by Jason Segal, is painfully sensitive, and quite lacking in manliness, but I suppose he’s loveable. His ex is played by Kristen Bell, who is possibly one of the prettiest/cutest people ever! Case in point below.
Opposite her is Mila Kunis, who you may know as Meg Griffin from Family Guy.
Did anyone else notice that Meg seemingly only has one boob in the above picture, btw?
Anyways. So the movie definitely had a lot of humor in it. I mean, with a lovable big black guy, a middle-aged white man that seems to be lacking more than a couple brain cells, a fake sounding British guy who retorts as a comeback that “he had sex with the housekeeper”, and a devoutly religious prude guy who talks about the “playground being next to the sewage system”, how can it not be funny? But besides that, it wasn’t too special at all. The boyfriend loved it, as did a friend of his, and I thought there were some moments, but it wasn’t as great as I thought it would be.
That’s probably because all of the conservation sounded incredibly stilted and forced. It was pretty difficult to believe that the conversations were conversations that could ever actually happen, and I distinctly remember being bored during more than one of them.
Rating: 3/5 stars. It was okay. Good for a few chuckles.
Take the S out of sub and the F out of way.
That joke made my day.
If the statement, ‘You are what you eat’ was true, I would be a ______.
I’d be apple sauce, I think. Since I am (unnaturally, maybe) obsessed with it - I LOVE IT - it would seem natural that I’d be apple sauce. It’s one of those great things in life, you know, all that sweet mushy yummy goodness. And it’s a comfort food, since it seems to be popular in daycares and kindergartens everywhere. So yep, that would be me! Sweet mushy yummy comforting goodness…?!
If you had to have one piece of music (softly) playing in your mind for the rest of your life, what would you want it to be? I don’t think I could settle for one song… I’d want to have the song in my mind to reflect how I feel at the time. So, for when I’m sad I’d want it to be something like Hey Jude by The Beatles. And when I feel on top of the world I’d want it to be something like Get Free by The Vines. And when I’m just in a happy mood, I’d want it to be AM 180 by John Murphy.
What is the most important thing in any relationship?
Being able to laugh/have fun with each other, and being able to trust each other.
10
May
Autobahn
I got my permit a couple weeks ago, finally. (I turned 16 last July, but for some reason my parents wouldn’t let me get my permit until a couple weeks ago. Which means that I have to wait until October to get my license. Sigh!) So, I’ve been driving around with my parents, even though that’s hardly driving, because everyone knows the point of being able to drive is being able to go places without needing to ask for rides.
Anyways.
Life Goal: Drive on an autobahn, at a gazillion miles an hour… and not die or get injured. Not sure how that will work out since it seems a little dangerous and I really don’t have any desire to die. But that would be pretty cool, yea?
What name would you want have if you were the opposite sex? Noah Isaac. Definitely. Whenever I tell people these names, they always comment on how biblical they are, which may be true, but completely coincidental, because I just love these names. If I ever have a son (I don’t plan on it. Having children, I mean, not just not having a son.. I’m no infanticide-ist!), I would definitely name him this! I also kind of like the name Ishmael.. But I don’t think I would like to be named that! Sounds like a cat name to me.
Would you share the tooth brush of your spouse/significant other? Why or why not? No!! I’m obsessive-compulsive about my saliva. I’ll keep it to myself, and I expect you to keep yours to yourself too! Unless we’re kissing, and then it’s okay as long as I don’t think too much about the mechanics of what we’re doing!
What is a song that you love to hate? Crank Dat. This Is Why I’m Hot. Walk It Out. (But don’t get me wrong, I love a good share of rap/black songs. Like Stronger. Greeeeaatt song!) Basically all those obnoxious songs that have annoying/gross meanings and are way too overplayed by the kids at my school who live in the suburbs of New Jersey in one of the quietest/best/richest school districts in the state and still claim to be “from the hood”.
Life Goal: Finish a New York Times crossword puzzle.
One of my life goals is complete! I’ve finally finished one! And, although it’s only a Monday crossword, YAY!!!
Yay! So, a new life goal is in order.
Life Goal: Be able to do the New York Times consistently (daily?).
Now, to get into bed before my antihistamine knocks me out!
02
May
Iron Man is SO AWESOME.
Yes. Yes. Yes!!
I wasn’t expecting a lot coming into the movie, because most Marvel movies, although decent, are not particularly exhilarating. But my boyfriend wanted to see it and I just wanted to see a movie, so we saw it. Best. Decision. Ever. The opening scene (that you’ve probably seen in trailers) is funny at first, but then goes into an action scene. I’m all about action. I loooove the kind of gunfights and shooting common in movies like The Departed, The Italian Job, Shooter, Die Hard, etc. So this was my cup of tea.
Robert Downey Jr, who plays the main character Tony Stark, has the whole sexy/player/sensitive/hardcore thing going on, and the rest of the characters are just as great! I don’t want to give away plot details, but I must say, my favorite type of character was in this movie - the old man. At the risk of sounding creepy, I love old men. The you know, kind, self-sacrificing type. Although my blood boils when they (almost inevitably) are harmed. And then, there’s the evil old man that you don’t suspect in the beginning but then you learn to hate very quickly. I couldn’t help but want to shoot all of the villains myself.
And Gwyneth Paltrow! (And doesn’t she look absolutely fab at a premiere for Iron Man?) Her character Pepper Pots, Stark’s assistant, was beyond cute, had great shoes, and had a couple biting remarks to say to unwitting one night stand girls. There was one scene where Pepper Pots is escorting the one-night stand girl out of the house, and the girl tried to belittle Pepper, only to have Pepper tell her that she “did all Stark asked her to do, even take out the trash.” That scene, and the one where a bad guy shoots the Iron Man only to have the bullet ricochet off of the armor and kill him, make Iron Man possibly the greatest movie I’ve seen in a while.
I can’t sing this movie enough praises!!
Rating: 5/5 Stars. Go see it now. I mean it. You won’t regret it.
30
Apr
Ya mon!
At midnight, instead of sleeping like normal people, I am up photoshopping dreadlocks onto pictures of my boyfriend. Try not to be jealous, coolness of this caliber is rare.
